FIFA Wants To Stamp Out Sexual Exploitation Of Female Soccer Fans
As France basks in the glory of winning the Soccer World Cup for the second time, overcoming brave Croatia by four goals to two,...
Russia Caught Hacking the Soccer World Cup!
After Russia’s impossible 5-0 victory over Saudi Arabia in this year’s Soccer World Cup, many seasoned consumers of accredited media have rightly suspected that...
Why We Must Ban Contact Sports Now
According to legend, in 1823, English public-school boy, William Webb-Ellis, picked up the ball during a school soccer match and ran with it. Thus...
White Hooliganism – A Scourge Upon The Earth
Yesterday, Irish UFC star Conor McGregor and his gang of thugs attacked a bus carrying a rival fighter, hurling hard objects through the...
Why We Must Reform Professional Sports
Barring the triumphs of one Jesse Owen, Adolf Hitler greatly enjoyed the Munich Games of 1938. He marvelled at the athletic prowess, strength and...
Why You Should Join A Modern Fitness Gym
In Current Year, maintaining a presentable physical appearance is no longer seen as a priority. People who are "big-boned" no longer feel stigmatized and pressured...
The Mortal Danger Of Physical Exercise
Three weeks into the New Year, and my guess is that many people's resolution to finally 'get fit' and 'lose some weight' is already falling...
The Proud Feminist Roots Of Womyns’ Mud Wrestling
FORGET everything you thought you knew about the honorable sport of womyns' mud wrestling. Recency bias and unaccredited media are responsible for instilling the...
Breaking News: Amazon Agrees To Stream Womyns’ Beach Volleyball For Next Three Summers
Christmas has seemingly come early for sporty feminists the world over. Sick and tired of asthmatic men dominating the world of televised sport, the...
Who Should Have Been Selected for the College Football Playoff?
Are you ready for some football? As many have heard, the College Football Playoff Committee selected four teams yesterday to compete for the