Why You Should Join A Modern Fitness Gym
In Current Year, maintaining a presentable physical appearance is no longer seen as a priority. People who are "big-boned" no longer feel stigmatized and pressured...
Russia Caught Hacking the Soccer World Cup!
After Russia’s impossible 5-0 victory over Saudi Arabia in this year’s Soccer World Cup, many seasoned consumers of accredited media have rightly suspected that...
The Mortal Danger Of Physical Exercise
Three weeks into the New Year, and my guess is that many people's resolution to finally 'get fit' and 'lose some weight' is already falling...
Why We Must Reform Professional Sports
Barring the triumphs of one Jesse Owen, Adolf Hitler greatly enjoyed the Munich Games of 1938. He marvelled at the athletic prowess, strength and...
Why Violent Sports Should Be Banned
One of the last remaining bastions of vulgar masculinity is the practise of playing and watching sports. Sports games provide misogynistic and bigoted men...
The Economic Benefits Of Hosting A Sports Event
After countless decades of the Olympics, soccer, rugby and tennis world championships, every serious economist now agrees that hosting an international sports event is...
The Proud Feminist Roots Of Womyns’ Mud Wrestling
FORGET everything you thought you knew about the honorable sport of womyns' mud wrestling. Recency bias and unaccredited media are responsible for instilling the...
White Hooliganism – A Scourge Upon The Earth
Yesterday, Irish UFC star Conor McGregor and his gang of thugs attacked a bus carrying a rival fighter, hurling hard objects through the...
Bionic Hand Girl Threatens to Dominate Major League Baseball
Seven-year-old Hailey Dawson loves baseball. She loves stomping her cleats on home plate for yet another run. She loves crushing the ball for yet...
Why We Must Ban Contact Sports Now
According to legend, in 1823, English public-school boy, William Webb-Ellis, picked up the ball during a school soccer match and ran with it. Thus...