Note: Despite the generosity of our sponsors, the Accredited Times has had to make cutbacks given the financial constraints all media publications are suffering due to the pandemic. We may therefore publish the occasional paid advertorial, although we stress the utmost integrity of our editorial independence and will only accept items that are firmly in line with our journalistic standards. Since the below advertorial was supplied to us by anonymous high-level Democrat politicians, we are pleased to publish it under our Global Health Initiative.
Wise man once said ‘Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead’. In dismal speech barely two month ago, famous ex-CEO of Alibaba, Jack Ma, took proverbial hatchet to forehead of Chinese banks. Big mistake!
To understand mistaken strategy of Citizen Ma, it is opportune to study the transcript of the imperialist words he employed. Decrying the generosity of the banks that have faithfully serviced Ma’s business interests over time, capitalist road-dog Ma described them as having ‘Pawn shop mentality’ because they insist on ‘collateral for loans.’ But collateral wise provision for financial institutions in uncertain market conditions.
Jack Ma’s speech issued in October 2020, caused market capitalisation of Alibaba to plummet like drop snake from top of bamboo, falling over $200 billion. Only Ma’s social credit score more injured than his shareholders.
Acting like treacherous capitalist dog and not persuasive smart cookie, Jack Ma resorted to big hissy fit when banks decided not to go ahead with IPO of Ant Group, Jack Ma’s Fintech interests.
Certain western media publications falsely claim Jack Ma has been ‘disappeared’ or ‘gone into hiding’. We dispute wicked and wrong accusation Jack Ma in camp with Uighur people. Likely he returns soon to re-affirm his commitment to CCP and make excuses for past mistakes.
oh wow so mr pbier avoids recent controversies like mass censorship by big tech.
maybe because mr pbier is ok with it but does not want it to be clear for now
so instead mr pbier feeds us with chinese garbage we do not care about
so your attempt to get rid of last one and a half visitors of this website is effective mr pbier
#conspiracy-theory
What evidence of censorship have you? There isn’t any! Just like the accusations about the free and fair election we just went through. People just need to unify and come together.
yeah let’s talk more about xshzhinjg peng, xiao ling fung, lee pbjing xzhing
There is more evidence for censorship then there is evidence for The Religion of Peace filling mass graves with non-members.
Confucius say, you can go from fat to fit with one good vowel movement.
Hunter need a job.
Does Ma need a lawyer?
No??? Phuc tat bich.
here in russia we got garry casparov who recently dropped his feces on fecesbook approving fecesbook and schwitter’s proclaimed lifelong censorship of donald kusher. as mista casparov wrote “considering the “decision” made by big tech as an act of censorship is too… straightforward and comes from not knowing american poitical details”
now for you to know mr casparov has… his own website kasparov.ru banned For Life in russia since i think 2014 or earlier. should we consider this as act of censorship as we do not know all the details in russian politics
but we have the one who blamed big tech. this is russian superhero navalny. the one who dropped the video last month claiming that he had kgb agent admitting to crimes against him.. over the phone. earlier this year if you do not know mr navalny was poisoned like three or four times by russian super-chemichal weapon (navalny supposedly got poisoned by cup of tea, then by bottle of beer and at last they poisoned his trousers!) and he is still alive and kicking. no western secret service have any doubts in all of this wonderful stories
Qui cum canibus concumbunt cum pulicibus surgent.
Your friend,
Tex
donald kushner will be gone in a week
this would be a longest week in history
then we get back to normal – race/weather/perverts/masks
Who the hell is Ma to expect banks to not require collateral for lending THEIR hard-printed money, much of which is also recorded in depositers’ ledgers as if it was sitting in their accounts and not also being lent out to 10 other people? How about show some appreciation next time Jack and remember who printed your billions in net worth in the first place?
Agreed!
We’re getting more requests from our Chinese friends to publish advertorials btw. Don’t know about you but I’m feeling increasingly warm towards China. After all, if it wasn’t for their persuading us all to lock-down there would be so many more deaths from Covid
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/coronavirus-theory-that-chinese-propaganda-encouraged-western-nations-to-lock-down/news-story/19c3e85f1f3088e5b06f2fb97ee50629
Man who marry girl with no bust has human right to feel low
down.
Eye sticky eye from too much abuse, so klick brack icon lishen jack ma artickle inchsted. Big eye opener! Why Pbier sound like womyn robut?
Hello Mr Logger. As made clear in the forward note, this was our first ‘advertorial’ and, for once, not one of my own. We collectively decided that any edits to the text might detract from the sincerity of the (unknown) author and constitute racism. We have no wish to antagonise our Chinese friends.
World Health Organisation say dogs can’t contract Covid-19. All dogs held in quarantine can be released.
WHO let the dogs out.
Pbier woke enough for me, bro!
Din there use to be LGBT+/Origin options on Listen Article button make xim sound less like honky bitch wid da robut speak?
does logger who live in woods have big hockey stick?
Thanks for this advertorial Pbier, it gave me an idea. My Chinese batman and his pet pangolin who went AWOL during the early days of the pandemic might be languishing in one of those Uighur re-education camps we hear so much about these days in the accredited press. Perhaps Jack Ma can put in a good word for them with the Uighur Board?
To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.
one great thing that questionable donald kushner’s personality has done is he exposed every hypocrite all over the world and here in russia as well.
i mean maybe some wise folks knew this shit for ages but i still was quite naive about taking words that have been said to public by public figures too serious and too straightforward
there is no good actors in politics that can stand for decades. i mean there could be the one that could last for some time but he would be gone in short time.
if you see someone in politics who can stay for like 15+ years make no mistake this is a sellout or a project from the beggining
Maybe you can collaborate a Peaceful-protest Organ of Malcontents to advertorialize the excellent work of the kangaroo court for Trump’s second impeachment, and lament the several missed opportunities for a 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc.
All the best.
Your BFF, Tex.
organ?
BREAKING NEWS
jackal dorsey from “the shwitter” gets the power addiction, won’t stop anytime soon
what is wrong with the conservatives? i thought they love the police and the military.
so they should love doing nothing or even kneeling police during riots
(their love can’t be hipocritically selective)
they should be especially happy about the huge presense of beloved military during so called inauguration of left wing scambag
Me likey big bankey and Chop Suey!
all of a sudden leftist pigs wanna to get newsmax and oann banned. why so? they expect trump to appear there.
there is no difference between united states and soviet union other than economic model
all so called american liberties are fake and given to people as a result of the economic model.
in centralized soviet economy you have to get all roles pre-planned for all citizens while in us economy you let people go do it by yourself and this is mistakenly taken as a freedom. absolutely not. you were let go to feed yourself and pay taxes but you still exactly the same slave as in the ussr. you really don’t own anything as in the ussr and same censorship, same mandatory ideology etc. soviet economy model was a total failure and american is absolutely not
Russia also does a better job of keeping out border jumpers
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
#ImpeachBiden
Accredited Times readers should not worry about the fate of Mr Ma.
Chances are excellent that he is in the hands of the organ harvesters of the CCCP and that he will soon donate his organs to save the lives of deserving Communists (or those that can pay enough for his organs)
His liver however is probably reserved for a BBQ as Commies have a thing for eating human liver
https://english.cambodiadaily.com/news/cannibalism-khmer-rouge-and-horrors-of-war-82653/
“I saw a Khmer Rouge cadre who walked her out come back into the detention cell. Upon his appearance, he raised up his hand with a human liver and heart and shouted, ‘Here’s the liver and heart from that woman. Let’s eat and drink it with alcohol,’” she said.
man who fart in church, sit in own pew
right now there is main article on takimag website where some dude lectures me (as a reader) not to trust influencers from both sides. don’t trust cnn, but don’t trust breitbart as well.
wait a minute. can you freaking explain it to me why those “don’t trust no one” advisers are always the magic exception from their rule? if they say “trust nobody” why they are acting like they are not the first in long untrust list?
Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to BANGkok.
there is a new shit word EQUITY
this word is nothing new, this is just a fake promise rebranded.
communism (christianity 2.0) is not an ideology it is a bunch of fake promises
christianity (communism 1.0) is a bunch of fake promises
“green new deal” is exactly the same shit
or “the wall”.
this promises garbage is intended for one thing: lift up carreers of people making such promises on the backs of hillbilly clowns drunk with listening to those sweet promises
Christianity is not Communism!
Christianity has given the world the most prosperous and wealthy societies ever, while Communism has given us organ harvesting.
The Core of Christianity is the command to “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. Those that want their organs harvested can go to China. The Commies there will gladly make a buck (or yuan) off of your spleen while eating your liver.
Anon <- flagged as 'domestic terrorist'
Joe's gonna take your 50cal ar15s , burn your new testiments put all your sorry white loser asses in re-edukation kamps and re-distribute all yo shit to POC!. He's gonna ban fossil fuels and save the planet. Kristen Clark knows white people with their inferior moral, physical and mental abilities (did you know black babies can crawl before white babies?) and calcified pineal glands invented socio ecological injustice. Now they gotta pay.
Sez a man whose ancestors were bought as slaves in Muslim slave markets in Africa. If they had not been bought by Whites they would either have been sold to fellow Blacks, many of whom practiced cannibalism, or to Muslims where the males would have been “de-balled” while the women would have ended up as sex slaves and any kids that they may have had, killed for being too Black.
as Mohammad said The Black Dog is the Devil!
Bow down and kiss the feet of the White Devil for saving your ancestors from the curse of cannibalism and/or gettinmg de-balled by Muslims!
Five times a day is not too much to ask for!
Virus absolutley not escape Wuhan.
Bats are a delicacy in China!