All around the world, governments are preoccupied with exactly how to end the lockdowns. Across Europe and large parts of Asia, people have been confined to their homes for many weeks, bravely cowering away from a virus which is arguably the greatest threat ever to human existence. Given the extreme dangers we all face from the coronavirus, how precisely can we – safely – plan to return to some semblance of ‘normality’? After all, the chances must be high that the so-called ‘R’ reproductive rate of COVID-19 will quickly exceed 1 if people regain their ‘right’ to freedom, resulting in the swift re-imposition of lockdowns.
Whilst our leaders plan how to exit the lockdowns, I can’t help wondering if they are about to make a collosal blunder, because they are asking the wrong questions. When the lockdown ends, not only will people be horribly exposed to COVID-19, they will also be at threat from a whole host of other dangers they would otherwise avoid by staying SAFELY at home. Consider, for example, that since the lockdowns began, many lives have been saved since:
- there has been a 45.6% reduction in needless deaths from lightening strikes
- 23% fewer pedestrians have been impacted with extreme prejudice by cars
- Although trees have continued to be uprooted in high winds, countless individuals have stayed alive by not being on the streets when the trees fell.
We can think of many other everyday dangers that have been averted by people simply remaining safely indoors. When you think about it in these terms, it seems mind bogglingly crazy to want to step outside one’s microappartment. Instead of recklessly ending the confinement therefore, perhaps we would all be much safer staying indoors on an indefinite (near permanent) basis.
There is a multitude of reasons why total confinement should be the new ‘norm’. Firstly, through having been confined indoors for many weeks, most individuals’ immune systems will have become severely compromised. Although exposure to the sun is highly dangerous, some scientists have posited that daylight might have a beneficial impact on the human immune system and respiratory function. Also, because individuals have long self-distanced from other humans, their immune systems have had little to do in the meantime; it follows that were people to be allowed to congregate once more outside, they would quickly succumb to new illnesses and probably die quickly.
The voices senselessly calling for a swift end to confinement tend to cite mere ‘economic’ reasons for doing so. By keeping offices, factories, schools etc. closed, they say, millions of jobs are at risk and we face a ‘catastrophic’ collapse of GDP.
Although such arguments might have held some water in the past, thanks to advances in our understanding and application of economics, we can safely rebut them, and do so below:
- “If the lockdown continues, how will people earn money to put food on their tables?” Simple, according to modern monetary theory, the treasury can simply print enough money to pay everyone a basic living wage. The government can also pass legislation to make it illegal for employers to dismiss their workforce.
- “Won’t asset prices collapse and all economic activity cease if the lockdown continues?’. No. The Federal Reserve is doing a fine job of supporting share prices and keeping them at a healthy level so that nobody loses out. The beauty of our debt-based fiat monetary system is that the government’s capacity to support the economy is literally infinite.
Those are pretty much the only objections I can think people might have to making a lockdown indefinite. Economic activity is largely a social construct and the SAFETY of all must take precedence.
Stay safe, stay at home safely.
Good article
We do not actually need factories or anything like this, we can simply print money. The presence of demand is what makes supply appear. If you were locked in a vault with a money printer, you could conjure a sandwich this way
I’m a Luddite. If I was locked in a vault with a money printer, I’d smash it on principle. I believe the 75% cotton and 25% linen that goes into dollar bills should be made the ole fashioned way – BY HAND.
Yo maff is dyslexic, bro. Benjamins are 25% cotton & 75% linen.
Thanks, Trav. It’s great to know you are SAFE. Please stay inside for the good of all.
I’m in the UK right now as I failed to return before the lockdown began. I’ve learnt a lot about Britain during my time here. The national religion is called NHS, and the worshippers gather each night at 8pm to express their appreciation through clapping, I am ALWAYS the first to clap and last to stop clapping, and I have started to report people who either do not clap (can you believe it?) or with sub-optimal enthusiasm. Also, the head of state is some guy called Captain Tom, who the people rightly revere.
Anyway, please stay safe. Stay inside.
I’ve just set an alarm every evening to remind me when to clap – it’s that easy! There’s absolutely no excuse to not clap – everyone needs to do their part.
I sometimes forget WHY I am clapping 👏 but
I do it anyway.
We shall prevail.
And if we did need factories, we could just outsource them to China, as they have basically no cases now. We could then all work remotely while people in China do the jobs that we’re not willing to do.
In pursuit of that policy, please have your doors welded shut and your windows boarded up.
To prevent backsliding!
Alternately identify as a dog, get into a dog cage and then have someone lock you inside! Then weld that shut.
In your universe, the only millionaires would be welders and locksmiths!
Hey! I am just performing the usual bashing!
Personally I would prefer that millionaires were ones that earned that status by providing goods and services to the rest of society. This is known as CAPITALISM!!!
Sadly we seem to have quite a few thieves (and that includes government workers) in the group!
As far as I can tell everybody is pretty much the same as they were before the quarantine.
HP, it’s great that you are posting and therefore SAFE. Do take care and stay at home. Indefinitely. Save lives, protect the NHS and clap the health workers.
I really want to make it a law that people need to clap for our health workers of color. It’s absolutely unacceptable that some people refuse to take part in this daily ritual.
If you don’t like it here, you can always take a one way trip back to Africa!
Just beware of witch doctors recommending anal sex as a cure for the corona virus.
Black is the absence of color!
I wholeheartedly agree Pbier. I’m so used to staying indoors now that I’ve almost forgotten what it’s like to go outside, and I must say that the thought pretty much terrifies me. There are so many risks associated with outdoor living that were previously overlooked due to our hopelessly inept outdoors, job-based, capitalist economy. It’s undeniable that this virus has changed things for good, and it’s unlikely that we’ll ever go back to living like we did before, with unrestricted freedoms and the ability to simply “go” wherever we like. We need to come to terms with this, and embrace this new way of living, because the reality is, we simply can’t go back to what we had before – it’s just too dangerous.
And you are safe, too, thanks Allah! Let’s have a Zoom conference call soon, although you may not see me as I am taking precautions by wearing full PPE and distancing myself 10 metres from the iPad just in case.
That sounds like a great idea. I’m just upset to see that some people are taking advantage of their “exercise” allowance and are literally spending hours outdoors on beaches and in national parks, spreading the virus all over the place. We MUST put a stop to sunbathers and joggers NOW before we trigger a second wave!
Outdoors? These people are out of their minds! I would denounce them to the police if I were you, like I do. Only the other day, a middle aged couple were sitting OUTSIDE playing some musical instruments or other “to entertain the local residents and boost their morale in time of crisis”. They were sitting well within the advised 2 metres distance from one another.
A phone call later, and the full fury of the law came to our street and read the riot act to these transgressors.
There’s something about yellow hi viz jackets that soothes my nerves and oozes authority.
That’s a really heartwarming story Pbier. It just makes my blood boil when I see video footage of rebels sunbathing on the beach during this crisis. It’s IRRESPONSIBLE and it makes me ANGRY!
Does BLM takes out the binoculars when visiting the beach … and then gets all hot and bothered?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Try putting on a pair of sun glasses
We need to show the fake news media and their regressive overlords that we are ready to fight back! SHALL-NOT-BE-INFRINGED!
Good to see you using a face mask, Pbier.
Be sure to wash the paws regularly!
Yes, Sassy, I’m wearing a mask because I want to protect the NHS, save lives and stay at home. Motor boating can wait, right now all I care about is safety.
Motorboating will have to wait. The bank repossessed the boat!
Agreed – there’s a total media blackout on this subject. This is a CRISIS and we need to pay attention to it 24/7. What was the number of new cases for the last hour again? I’ve been checking frantically for the last 10 minutes but the data doesn’t seem to be available yet. Someone please tell me when we get the latest hourly numbers – I need to know – thanks in advance.
1 new infection is 1 new infection too many and alone justifies locking down the entire country for at least 2 months. We cannot be too careful.
I am more than willing to weld you into a dog cage.
The failing FAKE NEWS media just want to tank the GREATEST economy we’ve EVER had to stop the TRUMP TRAIN in November. Right up until the beginning of this CHINA virus FAKE CRISIS, black unemployment was the lowest it has ever been IN HISTORY! The REGRESSIVE left are the real racists!
I suppose you think Kim Jong-un’s disappearance sets the standard for lockdown Uber alles. Rumor has it, however, he was seen bravely touring a fertilizer factory today, supposedly to encourage selling the stuff to Libya and similar peaceful countries. Make Pyongyang great again with prosperous phosphorus.
You don’t like men? Ball-less Bill with a high-pitched squeaky voice is your hero!
Bill wants 7 billion butts for injecting his 7 billion doses of vaccine.
I’m busy enough as it is these days trying to find a job that pays, without having to follow every last word from accredited hacks at AT. The thing I do to see if my captain put his mark on the article is click the find button and goggle “Pbier”.
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In other news
It saddens me to say that Obesity has been re-introduced into North Korea
It looks a Fat Kim body double has been fattened up and put on display!
Diabetes wins again!
The real sister of Fat Kim is the one that looks like she would make a great dominatrix
The fake one looks much less vicious
i have a question , dont you think when you call all white people evil or something that white people who like you will get offended and then you will lose support. Just asking.
You should go ask all of the Demon-RATS and Nancy Piglosi for your reparations! Southern slave owners were all Democraps! The REGRESSIVES on the left are the REAL Racists!