Heroic Skeptics Raid Area 51

In the Accredited Times’s article on why you should be selectively skeptical about things, we covered how brave members of the “skeptic” community have consistently proved how smart they are by picking on easy targets, from Christians to conservatives. Well now they’re back, and they’ve got something else to draw your attention to. In case you were too ignorant and stupid to know already, the US government is most likely storing aliens and alien technology in the secret military compound in Area 51. For decades, the US military has been developing SECRET technology that for some reason it doesn’t want to share with other countries. Could it be that the US military simply doesn’t want their enemies or other countries knowing about, stealing or counteracting the technology that they’ve spent billions of dollars developing? Or could it be that they’re hiding ALIEN technology there? Well luckily we don’t need to wonder any longer, because the skeptics have had enough, and have decided to raid Area 51 and find out for themselves.

Literally hundred(s) of skeptics and alien enthusiasts from around America recently raided Area 51 in order to find out just what the US military is hiding from us. The turnout was unfortunately disappointingly low, but the roughly one hundred skeptics braved the armed guards and gave it their best shot. Unfortunately, due to the persistence of the armed guards, none of the skeptics managed to break through, and two of them were arrested, but this is still the most courageous attempt yet in what we hope will be a series of raids on area 51’s secret compound.

Skeptics have been following rumors about the goings on in Area 51 for many years, and have been intrigued by videos like this, showing real US military footage of UFO’s:

UFO’s are basically any airborne object that can’t be identified, but guess what else is a UFO – a flying saucer! Well, technically if we identified it as a flying saucer, it wouldn’t be a UFO anymore, but maybe they haven’t identified it as a flying saucer because they don’t want us to KNOW that it is a flying saucer, and hence it remains a UFO. When you combine the many videos like the above with the many anecdotal sightings of flying saucers and green aliens, it becomes clear that the military must be hiding more than just their own technology in Area 51. Just think about it – it’s perfectly plausible that the US military would be the only group of people in the world to have made contact with these aliens, and that they’d be dedicated to keeping their contact with these aliens secret, in order to keep the peace. If the public actually found out that we’d made contact with aliens, just imagine how excitable they’d become? It’d be total chaos and the US government simply cannot allow that to happen!

Skeptics have had enough of sitting in their dark rooms and researching UFO’s by watching YouTube videos. Now they want to see these aliens for themselves and get to the bottom of this, once and for all.

Astonishingly, the US military have stated that they are willing to use lethal force against anyone who crosses into restricted territory, but the skeptics aren’t fazed at all, and are preparing for all out war if necessary. The people deserve the TRUTH, and the skeptics deserve the credit for bringing it to them. It’s time for the US military to open up Area 51 to the public, so we can see for ourselves what they’re hiding from us.

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