As the Brexit party continues to pick up steam despite repeated attempts by the accredited media to educate the public about Nigel Farage’s sinister past, and his party’s corrupt fundraising practices, progressives are running out of patience. According to Nigel Farage, the Brexit party has raised 90% of its funds from small donations of 25 pounds from supporters, but former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who is famous for selling all of Britain’s gold at the handsome price of $282 an ounce, has blasted the Brexit Party for this, describing the so-called small, grass-roots donations as “undeclared, untraceable payments”. Gordon Brown also urged the European Commission to investigate Nigel Farage’s possible ties to the Russians, as one of his previous donors, Arron Banks, has “long-term contracts with Russia”. In addition, the Brexit Party has so far received a single large donation of 200,000 pounds from a wealthy donor, which just doesn’t sit right with voters, who want answers about just what this donor is up to, and what his true agenda is. So the small donations are suspicious and so are the large donations. Basically anyone donating to the Brexit Party is suspect, whether their contribution is large, small or medium sized – it all needs to be investigated.
By contrast, the other major political parties in the UK have received very few, if any, small, undeclared grass-roots donations, which is why the accredited media has been easier on them. Tomorrow is when the UK will cast their votes in the first EU elections since voting to leave the EU, and Change UK is hoping to sweep the polls, just as the Accredited Times’ statistical model has predicted they will. In order to make this historic victory a reality though, British progressives need to take proactive steps towards stopping the Brexit Party, and one of the best ways to do this is undoubtedly to throw milkshakes at its members and supporters.
In the last few weeks, racist Islamophobe, Tommy Robinson had two milkshakes thrown at him by brave progressives:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W4e4bUB4iU
While Farage had a milkshake thrown at him just this week:
Burger king has also voiced its support for any progressive who wants to throw milkshakes at conservatives, with this tweet following the recent milkshake attacks:
Dear people of Scotland.
We’re selling milkshakes all weekend.
Have fun.
Love BK #justsaying
— Burger King (@BurgerKingUK) 18 May 2019
Nice one Burger King! It’s comforting to know that not only do we have the entire accredited media on our side, the EU and all of the accredited politicians and political parties, but now we also have a major fast food corporation on our side! We may be the underdogs, but we still have some friends in high places who are willing to fight the good fight.
The Accredited Times has has declared tomorrow “milkshake day”, and we urge all British progressives to congregate around the polling stations with their milkshakes ready. Anyone who looks like they might be voting for the Brexit Party, including smart-looking or uptight white people is going to be fair game as milkshakes start flying left right and center. This is going to be a major victory for progressives – this is our time to shine and to show the world what we’re all about. It’s time to bring Britain to a creamy, sugary halt, until we get what we want, and anyone who gets in our way by voting for the wrong party tomorrow is going to get a big fat milkshake thrown right in their face. The Accredited Times calls on all progressives with a fighting spirit to put down their soy lattes and pick up their milkshakes, because tomorrow is the day that we fight, and show the world what we’re made of.
Just imagine how good we’re going to look to the public when we’re hurling milkshakes at people queuing outside the voting booths. This is going to be so fun, lol!
#Milkshakes against intolerance!.
UK needs a second amendment. US needs Robert E. Lee on the $20.
When Booker wins the presidency in 2020 it will be all hands at the on deck at Treasury to get Tubman on the $20. It is what the American people demand.
Booker has less chance of winning then a package pf Velveeta
No, we don’t need any more uncle Toms! We need a real woke nigga as president, like Louis Farrakhan.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Ruby wanna know why Kelis milkshake bring all the boys to the yard but message uploader is not make video available in Ruby country. Why is this?
How I wish president Conde, build how milkshake and milk production factory as he promised.
Lactose intolerance is a medical condition that should not be ignored
From what I gather it takes itself seriously and makes DAMN sure that it is not ignored
I’ve come to the conclusion that Conde has imposed news restrictions on the world’s free press. How else does one explain the fact that there is almost zero coverage of news about Guinea out there? The Accredited Times is proud to have the most extensive Guinea coverage of all media!
Tommy Robinson (real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon)former leader of the far right EDL … the accredited media ALWAYS remind their readers that Yaxley Lennon once lead a gang of Nazi thugs. Bit of an omission there by the AT’s copy editor!. Perhaps you could add a link with his families home address, so that Muslims can visit them and let them know how they feel about racist fascists?.
Tommy Robinson is use too much hair gel.
M&M milkshakes in picture look yummy but Ruby lactose intolerance so too dangerous to throw milkshake. Is OK throw soy latte?
Milk is actually racist because almost all non-whites are lactose intolerant. Being able to extract nutrients from dairy is white privilege.
Sorry, I didn’t think about that – I was just so caught up in the milkshake mania and wasn’t thinking clearly. You’re right – these need to be soy milkshakes, not real ones.
The guy who milkshaked Yaxley Lennon (former leader of the far right EDL) is living proof of the good looks resulting from first cousin marriage.