Could California Secede From The United States?

California has always been the epicenter of progressive thought and expression within America. From Hollywood and the pop music scene, to left wing universities and new age spiritual gatherings, California is home to some of the most progressive thought-leaders on the planet. California’s forward-thinking sanctuary cities and open heart for immigrants has also made it one of the most diverse states in America, and is rated one of the best places to live as an undocumented immigrant. Unfortunately, this sets it apart somewhat from America’s flyover states, which tend to be white, conservative and Christian, at least outside of the vibrant inner cities. Progressives have tried to resolve this difference by squashing the interests of white christian conservatives, forcing them to fund federal abortions, flooding them with immigrants, and infiltrating their ranks with soft, ineffective conservative politicians. But after a simply baffling 98% of counties voted for Trump, despite the had work and dedication of elite progressives from all around the country, many activists are dismayed and angry, and just want their own country where they can be free from fascism and oppression. So, what better place to create this egalitarian paradise than California?

Once an embarrassingly white state, full of tanned, blonde haired surfer dudes and bikini clad white women, like in the picture below, it has since transformed into a vibrant center of diversity, boasting one of the highest immigrant populations in the country, many of them undocumented and proud of it.

California’s once racist Hollywood movie industry, which used to make western movies glorifying masculinity, white males, and their bravery and grit during the colonization of the Native Americans’ land, is now run almost entirely by progressive Jews, who make movies featuring strong minorities and women, and weak, pathetic white males, while pushing progressive messages at every turn. California’s music industry, which once featured lame rock bands like the Doors, is now dominated by R&B, sexualized feminist activists and role models like Beyonce and Katy Perry, and white beta males crying about their feelings of weakness and insecurity. All great role models for our children.

California also boasts some of the best workers’ rights in the country, paying its government employees lavish pensions, and offering very favorable compensation packages and work hours. It also has silicon valley, who’s young whiz kids have produced some of the greatest innovations of the 21st century, churning out apps that we couldn’t even dream of a couple of years ago. Multi billion dollar silicon valley tech startups are building apps for everything you can imagine – such as find cool coffee shops in your area, recording important ideas, and staying informed with alerts that will keep your phone buzzing and distracting you all day long.

California’s celebrities generate huge wealth for the country as a whole, while carrying the burden of unproductive hick states like Kentucky, Wyoming and Montana. Hollywood alone generates incredible wealth, and is only increasing in popularity as it continues to intensify its progressive messages and undermine white males in every way possible.

It’s time for California to break free of this oppressive union, and be a beacon of hope for the world. Once free of Trump’s fascist America, California will be able to open its borders to the rest of the world, and offer more welfare than ever before, while raising taxes to 90%. Without the coal and oil lobby holding it back, California will also be able to generate all of its energy from green energy sources like solar and wind farms, which have proven to be efficient time and time again with the right amount of government subsidization. The possibilities are endless. So come on Cali – let’s show the world how it’s done, and create the progressive paradise that we’ve always envisioned! The time is riper than ever for revolution, and we have all the cards on our side.

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