Despite what many think, looks and power are not the only things progressives envy. Although most of us will never admit it to you, the thing we envy most of all is intelligence. There isn’t a progressive alive who hasn’t fantasized about being a Harvard professor and dazzling others with their other-worldly intellect, suave dress code and aristocratic mannerisms. To have nobody dare to question you, and to have hoards of envious people at your feet, as you attend economic summits and New York cocktail parties, while writing papers on how to engineer other peoples’ lives, is the deepest fantasy of every progressive. The good news is, you don’t have to be a Harvard professor to garner the respect and admiration that comes with such a lofty profession – you can raise your perceived IQ by simply looking the part.
All over the progressive world, from inner city African American university campuses, to hip metrosexual suburbs of San Francisco, progressives are dressing to look smart. Take the metrosexual hipsters from New York City, Los Angeles and forward-thinking towns all over Europe for example. Their style artfully blends the sophistication of old fashioned bicycles, the faux-masculinity of 18th century beards, the metrosexuality of gelled back hair and the squeaky clean male feminist look of a cleanly ironed tight shirt and skinny jeans. And to top it off, they add a dash of cologne, and of course, glasses, the ultimate marker of intelligence and class.
Next we have the black hipster, which is a rising trend among smart young black social justice warriors who want to show the world how smart and informed they are. These educated young black people understand that critical race theory and gender studies are the most important subjects one can learn, and are perfectly equivalent to STEM degrees, with complex words like whiteness and intersectionality. But reading about marginalization and white privilege just isn’t quite the same without glasses, dreadlocks, lipstick and a look of angered entitlement on your face.
So if you feel inadequate, and want to show the world that you are smart and not to be contradicted, then dress the part. When people believe you are smart, and more importantly, when you believe that you are smart, people will treat you with the respect and reverence that you deserve. So whip on those glasses, slip on a cleanly ironed checkered shirt, and mosey on down to your local coffee shop on your old-fashioned bicycle for your daily soy latte. And as you sit cross-legged, sipping your coffee and reading a book on interior design, take a deep breath, close your eyes, and know that you are smart.
Don’t you all smart extremists wear pussy hats, hoodies, gas masks, and face-covering bandannas? You’all stick out like a sore thump here in TX; our police dogs and highway patrol are ready!
We have an outpost in Austin, where we’re most welcome, and Californians and Hispanics are making Texas one of the most progressive states in the country. We love us a Texas tofu barbecue! Yee haww!
And floods which drown nazis
Hispanics in TX are not the most progressive people, I have to say. They voted for G. Bush and current extremist governor Abbott!!! Somehow they are different from their progressive California brethren, perhaps because they have jobs and Californians do not. In order for a district in TX to turn reliably Democratic, it needs more than 70% Hispanic population. The most progressive city in TX is not El Paso (97% Hispanic), it is Austin which is populated by people who moved there from California as in California they had no jobs and life is too expensive, no doubt because of all the conservative Republicans ruling CA with an iron fist.
Also, the racist border patrol in W. Texas is staffpersoned by Hispanics. On a related note, agent Martinez was killed yesterday by unknown assailants, which means FUCKING WHITE MALES probably.
While we are at it, please compare two newspieces:
First by CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/20/us/border-patrol-agent-killed/index.html
Although there hasn’t been an explanation of what happened, Texas politicians — including Gov. Greg Abbott and Sen. Ted Cruz — have described the incident as an “attack.” President Donald Trump said the injured agent had been “brutally beaten” as he called for the wall between US and Mexico. But in Culberson County, the local sheriff painted a different picture, suggesting to the Dallas Morning News that investigators are considering the possibility that the agents fell in a nighttime accident.
And then by agents union representative: https://www.dallasnews.com/news/mexico/2017/11/20/border-patrol-agents-killing-renews-trumps-call-wall-along-mexico
Chris Cabrera, a spokesman for the National Border Patrol Council labor union, said agents who responded to the scene said Martinez and his partner had “extensive injuries” from being struck with rocks.
We should learn from CNN how to twist the facts to fit our progressive agenda. It is inconceivable that an undocumented Hispanic person would kill a Hispanic border patrol agent. Besides, TRUMP, CRUZ, and ABBOTT are really bad and anything they say must be wrong.
It’s ok for blacks to hate hispanics, because hispanics hate blacks.
But both of them should team up to vote democrat, aka, against white people.
I am very disappointed because they, supposedly being People of Color, are all for outdated, non-progressive family values and traditional gender roles. They are also very religious, and not in New Age sense.The only thing that helps progressives is that conservatards are against allowing the local Hispanics to bring in their 10000 family members from Mexico or El Salvador. If that issue is taken away, Hispanics will vote Republican provided that they still have jobs. Which is why CA pioneering example of depriving them of jobs and putting them on welfare is especially commendable.
Conservatives have no objections to quotas for illegal Hispanic aliens. # detainees, # deported # not bitten by police dogs, etc.
These unfortunate souls obviously suffer from various mania brought on by antidepressant therapy rendered by Nigerian PhDs and M.D.s paid for with Obamacare subsidies. They’re the ones who “stimulate” the economy by defaulting on various student loans and credit cards maxed out to buy nice threads. Beauty on these commies extends as deep as their finest Scottish wools.
That’s a complement right?
Yes, it complements your avant-gardism and irony. But I wouldn’t interpret it as a compliment.
I can’t believe what I am reading here. Is all the AT staff older than 25.
Clothing is a symbol of White Supremacy that the evil white patriarch has forced on society.
Besides the occasional loin cloth a lot of tribes wore no clothing at all. POC were proud of their bodies and decorated them with tattoos and piercings. They modified their bodies by stretching their lips and other parts. They were all beautiful.
Then white men came in and, through tricknology, conquered them, Stole their secrets then forced them to wear the robes of white men. Now these once beautiful proud people are seen wearing “Atlanta Falcon 2016 Super bowl champions” tshirts.
Luckily the modern generations are seeing this and reverting back to the way people were meant to live. Less clothing, Body mods, colorful tattoos and wild hair colors with less clothing is now the norm.
Not true! Africans invented modern textiles! How else could wearing your baseball cap backwards be cultural appropriation?
Of course Africans invented textiles. They had to, the robes provided by whites were the skins from Allahs beautiful creatures they killed or the cotton that POC were enslaved to pick.
or made out of the 6 billion jews gassed in the Holocaust.
I see now that Mugabe has resigned in Zimbabwe.
Certainly now whatever economic problems they had will evaporate because it is I guess no longer in Africa. Mugabe must have been a white guy because now they are blaming economic collapse on him. Before I was told it was the fault of the white people who were no longer there.
The problem is because of “corruption”, which seems to be very prevalent in Africa for some unknown reason. It’s definitely not genetics, as that’s a conclusion we don’t like as progressives. If it makes you feel bad, it can’t be true.
I had always assumed the sagging jeans were to show off what type of underwear you had on.
If your skinny jeans are tight enough we can still tell.
It’s not all bad. With Skinny jeans and soy that should pretty much solve our over population problems
Totally hijacked it from the white cowboy wannabes that wore them tight Wranglers in the late 90s / early 2000s; but dropped the Wrangler brand and brought in a touch of style. Skinny jeans are now in the safe hands of the progressive elites and us followers.
blacks are universally adopting this trend in the cities.
I think sagging was invented by white skateboarders, but since black people started doing it, it was invented by black people, so whites better not do it unless they want to be charged with cultural appropriation.
I of course, prefer skinny jeans. At first I found them a bit restrictive down below, but after years on the raw vegan diet, the resulting shrinkage made them fit perfectly.
the skinny jeans look was also invented by white skateboarders, but now that blacks have appropriated that look, whites will be guilty of cultural appropriation for dressing that way.
Blacks also used to have long hair and dress like hippies when whites did it, but that’s not cultural appropriation either. Whites just need to admit that they want to be black. EVERYONE wants to be black. If you could choose to be born into any race, which one would you choose? Black of course!
Who wouldn’t want to wear skinny jeans? I hear some of these alpha males tell me that I look so uncomfortable in my skinny jeans, as if comfort is more important than expressing myself… Idiots.
Hemorrhoids and bruised testicles from wearing skinny jeans are just a symptom of being smart and accredited.
You have testicles? What the hell are you eating? STEAK?
Testicles are a social construct
Social constructs are also a social construct. I don’t take them seriously.